I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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