I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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