How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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