So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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