ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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