i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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