How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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