she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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