Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
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its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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