I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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