just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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