I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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