It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
my nose is crying tears of wow.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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