doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
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I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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