you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Less talking, more tequila
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
