you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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