I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
