So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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