i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
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The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
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no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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