I feel like I'm in dance class right now
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
