no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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