I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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