No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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