Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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