Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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