He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
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I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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