i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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