Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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