Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
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I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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