He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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