I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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