dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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