A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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