oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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