Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
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The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
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We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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