my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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