Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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