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was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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