Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
