I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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