Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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