Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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