The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
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Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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