god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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