she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
His hands were made for my vagina.
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I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
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I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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