Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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