i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I had to cum in my sink.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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