Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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