Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
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