**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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