I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
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Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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