k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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