No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Randomize