I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Randomize
