from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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