If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
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So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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